I've got a good secret. You can post it if you want, because otherwise your post is really boring. But you might really not want to. I think you're the only one with a chance of guessing who I am anyway.

Ok, so... once my friend made a coffee ring. Know what a coffee ring is? It's like a roll, the same kind of tube roll that would make a Swiss Roll or something:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/lesliesage/pic/00046673/)

but you make the tube really long and fashion it into a ring. You make cuts into the outside, like slices, to allow it to curve around. This is how you make a coffee ring. NEVER MAKE A COFFEE RING. This was the most catastrophic vagina accident in the history of pastries. The way it cooks, it just turns out like this Baked Vagina Wheel. We couldn't look at it, much less serve it, so we had to hack it up until it was no longer a Vagina Wheel of Coffee Cake Goodness... oh, sweet Jesus, the visuals! The memory of hacking up the Accidental Vagina Wheel! I have pictures. These are but baked goods, but totally NSFW, man. Look at your own risk.

I sure hope this "LJ text cut" works in a reply.

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I can't wait until I have an excuse to bake someone a vulvic cake. Ideal for baby showers!

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OMG we made a coffee ring in my Foods class senior year of high school. It looked just like that but I never once thought it looked like a vagina. I have no idea how none of us saw that. Or maybe I was the only one who didn't.

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I'm afraid he's falling for me.

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Man, it sucks when that happens when you want it to not happen.

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Hi!

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